With that said, i guess i am adding to the media frenzy, but at the same time you always have to take the lighter side of things and these jokes that are swirling over the internet are pretty funny, despite tiger's serious personal life problems. Tiger if you come across this page, just know I still respect what you've done for the game of golf, I will always remember when you walked past me during the US Open at Pebble Beach, and will always take an autograph no matter what your public opinion is.
I'de like to think I keep my blog PG rated so I couldn't include some of the better sexual ones but here are a few I got laughs out of.
Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.
Tiger Woods won’t be winning ‘Golfer of the Year’. He just won ‘Player of the Year”.
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after three Ho’s….
Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
Nike’s new ad slogan: Just do it – Tiger would
Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?
Tiger is starring in a new movie: Horn Dog Billionaire
I thought the idea of the game was fewer strokes.
Tiger should have taken a mulligan on that drive.
Q: What are 18 women that have sex with Tiger Woods called?
A: A Golf Course